{"id":737,"date":"2021-11-10T20:39:15","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T19:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cavalasunderground.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2021-11-11T12:33:21","modified_gmt":"2021-11-11T11:33:21","slug":"cavalas-underground-au-cabanon-06-quelle-vie-de-chien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cavalasunderground.com\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"Cavalas Underground – Au Cabanon – 06 – Quelle Vie de Chien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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MOITIE CANICHE ET SEMBLE T-IL MALINOIS,
J\u2019AI LA TETE EN FRICHE ET LA QUEUE AUX ABOIES,
MES CHICOS SONT POURRIES ET MA ROBE QUEL EFFROI,
ET POUR C\u2019QUI EST D\u2019L\u2019HALEINE OH\u2026 J\u2019VOUS DIS PAS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAIS J\u2019NE SUIS QU\u2019UN CHIEN\u2026 OHOHOH LALALALALALALA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019AI GRANDI ICI DANS CE BEAU TROU A RAT,
PRET D\u2019UNE USINE CHIMIQUE ET D\u2019UN BORDEL HONGROIS,
SORTIR PISSER LA NUIT J\u2019Y REPENSE A DEUX FOIS,
TANT LES GENS SONT RAVIS DE ME VOIR TRAINER LA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAIS J\u2019NE SUIS QU\u2019UN CHIEN\u2026 OHOHOH LALALALALALALA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

REFRAIN\u00a01<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

ILS SONT 101,
LES DALMATIENS MAIS MOI TOUT SEUL JE CRAINS DEGUIN\u2026
J\u2019LES METS KO,
TOUS CES BOXERS TOI L\u2019SAINT CONNARD TU M\u2019FAIS PAS PEUR\u2026
MISTER BULL MASTIF
N\u2019EST PAS FANTASTIQUE JE DIRAIS MEME QUE C\u2019EST UN BON A RIEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MON MAITRE A MOI BOSSE LA NUIT SUR LES TROTTOIRS,
PUIS IL SORT SA BELLE CHOPINE ET FESTOIE AU COMPTOIR,
MAIS QUAND LA TUNE SE FAIT RARE IL ME BAT CHAQUE FOIS,
ET S\u2019 MATTE DES FILMS X AVACHIT SUR LE SOFA\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAIS J\u2019NE SUIS QU\u2019UN CHIEN\u2026 OHOHOH LALALALALALALA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAIS LES REVES QUE CH\u2019FAIS QUAND JE SUIS SEUL LE SOIR
D\u2019VOIR APPARAITRE MA BELLE AUX POILS DORMANTS,
ETRE AIME COMME UN DIEU ET BOUFFER COMME UN ROI,
ET M\u2019 VENGER D\u2019 MON VIEUX EN M\u2019 FOUTANT DANS SES DRAPS\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CAR J\u2019NE SUIS QU\u2019UN CHIEN\u2026 OHOHOH LALALALALALALA<\/p>\n\n\n\n

REFRAIN\u00a02<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

PLUTOT DINGO,
CET IDEFIX DE M\u2019 FAIRE DU BILL POUR CES CABOTS\u2026
QU\u2019ILS SOIENT HARGNEUX,
ET TRES DANGEREUX BOULE RENTRE CHEZ TOI DANS TON TERRIER\u2026
GRIFFON NOUS,
TOUTE LA JOURNEE DES COUPS DE PATTES J\u2019VAIS T\u2019EN COLLER\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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